Who is strawberry snort

Dear Mad for Vicing: Nah, J. Gal may be crafty, but she's hardly a heavy Vicer. Leave that to the gals on Glee. Would you come? Love you much, Ted! Dear Dinner for Two: In response to your BV question—Freddie's not quite the franchise king, but he does stick to a certain genre in his work. And as for dinner? Of course I would come, doll! I'm honored you would ask—thanks for the love! I hope he's as nice as he seems to be. Dear Vicing Avenger? Now, doesn't that just make you love him more?

Dear Ted: I quit smoking a year ago, but I'm having huge anxiety and ready to light up again. Please keep me from being the loser outside on the sidewalk in the smoke cloud by giving me the on my beloved Britney Spears. My first instinct "uh-oh" has turned into full-blown "here we go again" concern seeing her at the upfronts for X Factor.

Ted, the girl ain't ready for this. Bleeding fingers bitten down to the nub? Ratings be damned What are you hearing about her ability to get through this? But as for the babes he does link up with, most are willing to turn a blind eye to Schlong's wandering ways as long as they're the only babe photographed at his side.

Dear Ted: We haven't heard you dish much on Jackie Bouffant lately. Got any juicy gossip? Bouffant has all but disappeared from the Vice radar lately. Can't even explain why… I'll tell you this though: Team Truth is launching a full-scale BV investigation to make sure Jackie is still keeping up on his sexy bedroom sessions.

Sound good? Dear Ted: Dakota Fanning on the cover of Cosmo! This is highly disturbing. Didn't you say you thought Kristen Stewart was too young to be on the cover, what are your thoughts on this? Does she have a Blind Vice? I find it creepy as she is only 17! And certainly has had to grow up faster than most being in this Biz.

Can we just be happy she looks gorgeous? As for the Vices, no official moniker. But that doesn't mean little Ms. Fanning doesn't deserve one in the future. Dear Ted: Happy New Year ! Many good things to come this year for you and everyone on the team! And which is more happy with their current status in the world of show business and personally?